Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.

At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.

Schweiky by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017

Schwei

1. Improved Human, An entity with intelligence and abilities exceeding normal human standards.
2. An enlightened being with a physical
chromosomal mutation.

"He was too schwei to acknowledge or be bothered by his own broken bones."

Schwei by face86 December 21, 2008

schweini

Someone with a goofy demeanor who is wonderfully talented in football-does great assists and delivers superb freekicks. Has a male other-half named poldi and pulling pranks on each other are what they do best. Has an excellent seemingly diplomatic relationship with at least one female chancellor. His smile could be the highlight of your day. In reference to Bastian Schweinsteiger, german ultimate best central midfielder of World Cup 2010. A most suitable candidate for captaincy, if ever the Ballack-Lahm feud doesn't resolve.

1. That ball boy wouldn't have scored so early if it wasn't for that brilliant corner..our no7 is a real schweini!

2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.

schweini by smittenbyschweini August 19, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026