schunk shank Share definition Flag The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie "On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk." schunk shank by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the schunk shank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch