The utmost ridiculous of all. Way worse than its brother, stupid, shtupid is the epitome of dumb. If you are stupid, that sucks but if you are shtupid, you suck!
1. The definition above is really shtupid.
2. I want to punch monte in his shtupid shmelly face.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.