The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.
Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."
When you want to ask a friend what social events or plans one may know about or have going on for the day or near future . Derives from the phrase what's cracking what's happening sup what's popping. Cracking meaning happening .
Yo , scrakin tonight? Or it can be used aggressively . Scrakin YO!? Or SCRAKIN!?
The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s
Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.