The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

schranking by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

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Scrakin

When you want to ask a friend what social events or plans one may know about or have going on for the day or near future . Derives from the phrase what's cracking what's happening sup what's popping. Cracking meaning happening .

Yo , scrakin tonight? Or it can be used aggressively . Scrakin YO!? Or SCRAKIN!?

Scrakin by Eric the beir is weird March 21, 2017

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scharkinger

The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

scharkinger by Scharkinger April 29, 2018

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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