"Schooloomf" is another stupid and pointless word for "Classmate".
Schooloomf is a combination of the words School + "Oomf = Schooloomf.
The "oomf" in "Schooloomf" stands for "one of my friends".
You will never EVER see this message be said by a normal person; this word is only said when someone that lacks knowledge of common english words andor a cringe trendy girl that noone wants to be around with tries to define "My friends in school/class".
"Hey i think schooloomf secretly likes me"
"Hey idiot that's called a classmate you uneducated slop"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'