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schoolhood 

the period of being in school
"My childhood was good, but it was my schoolhood that was great"
schoolhood by GBS student April 18, 2019

Schooloomf

"Schooloomf" is another stupid and pointless word for "Classmate".

Schooloomf is a combination of the words
School + "Oomf = Schooloomf.
The "oomf" in "Schooloomf" stands for "one of my friends".

You will never EVER see this message be said by a normal person; this word is only said when someone that lacks knowledge of common english words andor a cringe trendy girl that noone wants to be around with tries to define "My friends in school/class".
"Hey i think schooloomf secretly likes me"
"Hey idiot that's called a classmate you uneducated slop"
Schooloomf by Cubicalton. March 28, 2026

schooldom 

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours
ugh I have a severe case of schooldom
schooldom by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017

Schooldiom

Being so extremely bored from school, your brain just shuts off
Dude, that class was so boring, i think i had schooldiom
Schooldiom by TheAmethyst_ March 22, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026