school food

School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole

Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth

by Wienerface buttsex December 9, 2016

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

by sithsiri October 15, 2017

school food

It isn’t food. It slightly resembles food. Barely edible.

The school food tastes like ass but I’m hungry.

by cobbledsloth September 14, 2022

School Food

Poison

school food is Poison

by Dumb*** furry November 18, 2020

archer school for food

a school in brentwood which main obsession is food, but not one girl at that school is obese.

person 1: Man i wish they had a deli, a restaurant catering, candy and soda at school.
person 2: you should go to the archer school for food

by lomp November 30, 2006

school lunch food

something that smells like rat piss

the school lunch food needs to get better, what the hell is this man

by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 19, 2014