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7 x 7 = 49

7 x 7 = 49 is a mathematic formula; in which the sum of 7 multiplied by 7 (7 x 7), or 7 to the power of 2 (7^2) equals 49.

It first appeared in a comment section of a video on tiktok stating "proof that women don't care about looks", where the video presents different images of random things that claim to be attractive such as a black motorcycle helmet and the fox from zootopia.
One user named "sandy.bwel" commented "but why is 7 x 7 = 49 so damn attractive?!😭😭" and the comlent reached over 160k likes as of now.
A> Hear me out.. on the monopoly mascot!!
B> Hear me out on 7 x 7 = 49!!! The equation is so sexy and beautiful <3
A> I'm never hanging out with you again
7 x 7 = 49 by Cubicalton. April 12, 2026

Ryan Smith

"Ryan Smith" is a common american name.
The name has been coined by YouTube/TikTok around February 2026 as "the most basic name ever".

It consists of the first name "Ryan" and the last name "Smith" with both being common names for people around the age if 20-39.
"Hello! My name is Ryan Smith. Nice knowing you"
"Hey no offense but you got the most basic azz name ever"
Ryan Smith by Cubicalton. March 31, 2026

Schooloomf

"Schooloomf" is another stupid and pointless word for "Classmate".

Schooloomf is a combination of the words
School + "Oomf = Schooloomf.
The "oomf" in "Schooloomf" stands for "one of my friends".

You will never EVER see this message be said by a normal person; this word is only said when someone that lacks knowledge of common english words andor a cringe trendy girl that noone wants to be around with tries to define "My friends in school/class".
"Hey i think schooloomf secretly likes me"
"Hey idiot that's called a classmate you uneducated slop"
Schooloomf by Cubicalton. March 28, 2026