schnaldo 

a type of marijuanna joint rolled so perfect that only schnaldo could have rolled it. A local legend a schnaldo looked like a Lucky from a fresh pack.

At a vanilla Fudge concert I impressed all when I pulled out 3 schnaldo's

schnaldo by Rex Cars February 10, 2022

schwaldo 

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

schwaldo by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

schnildo 

A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.

"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"

"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"

schnildo by Martend August 6, 2008

schnadorade 

A drink composed of schnapps and gatorade.

"I fucking love schnadorade."
-Everyone

schnadorade by konwizzle November 11, 2011

schnaïdo

An amazing dude with a lot of qualities, extremely good at sport, passionate of astronomy and REALLY smart
He might be to obsessed with Shrek and milf tho

Omg, I wish I could be smarter than Schnaïdo (turns out, you can’t)

schnaïdo by hotterthanurmom2308 November 21, 2021