a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.
The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.
A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.
"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"
An amazing dude with a lot of qualities, extremely good at sport, passionate of astronomy and REALLY smart He might be to obsessed with Shrek and milf tho
Omg, I wish I could be smarter than Schnaïdo (turns out, you can’t)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.