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schwaldo 

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.
The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

schwaldo by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007
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schnildo 

A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.
"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"

"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"
schnildo by Martend August 6, 2008

schnadorade 

A drink composed of schnapps and gatorade.
"I fucking love schnadorade."
-Everyone
schnadorade by konwizzle November 11, 2011
An amazing dude with a lot of qualities, extremely good at sport, passionate of astronomy and REALLY smart
He might be to obsessed with Shrek and milf tho
Omg, I wish I could be smarter than Schnaïdo (turns out, you can’t)
schnaïdo by hotterthanurmom2308 November 21, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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