schnaldo

a type of marijuanna joint rolled so perfect that only schnaldo could have rolled it. A local legend a schnaldo looked like a Lucky from a fresh pack.

At a vanilla Fudge concert I impressed all when I pulled out 3 schnaldo's

by Rex Cars February 10, 2022

schwaldo

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

schnildo

A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.

"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"

"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"

by Martend August 6, 2008

schnadorade

A drink composed of schnapps and gatorade.

"I fucking love schnadorade."
-Everyone

by konwizzle November 11, 2011

schnaïdo

An amazing dude with a lot of qualities, extremely good at sport, passionate of astronomy and REALLY smart
He might be to obsessed with Shrek and milf tho

Omg, I wish I could be smarter than Schnaïdo (turns out, you can’t)

by hotterthanurmom2308 November 21, 2021