schnildo

A device similar to a dildo crafted for the purpose of a man being able to SCHNOODLE when a partner is not available. Looks just like a dildo, but with a foreskin attached for schnoodling purposes.

"Dammit, I've got no one to schnoodle with... but wait, this schnildo will do the trick!"

"Schnoodle-dog get over here!"

by Martend August 6, 2008

schnaldo

a type of marijuanna joint rolled so perfect that only schnaldo could have rolled it. A local legend a schnaldo looked like a Lucky from a fresh pack.

At a vanilla Fudge concert I impressed all when I pulled out 3 schnaldo's

by Rex Cars February 10, 2022

Schnilou

A clever teenager, mostly female, that is enlightened and still hot as fuck using her pretty privilege to solve the human issues such as stereotypes, racism, sexism etc.

Look at that schnilou there. She hot as fuck ain’t she.

by Luzid February 19, 2023