schmenzer

Schmenzer is your dick or your pecker or your prick

Damn Matt has his schmenzer in a little cage

schmenzer by Timmybiscuit February 17, 2024

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

schmenged 

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

Schlenker 

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

Schlenker by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

schmendrick 

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010