From the fabulous and clever people of the LA area, Schmeeph is the essential "verb". It takes the place and syntactical structure of any verb, particularly for the purposes of censoring.
"What the Schmeeph is that?", or "If you even think I'm getting in the Schmeephing car..." are acceptable uses of "Schmeeph". "Let's go Schmeeph" can also be used meaning, "lets go: walk, play, run..."
*VERB*
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.