schmauz 

adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.

Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.

schmauz by I made the man June 4, 2018

Underqualified Schnauzer 

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

Underqualified Schnauzer by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Schmatz 

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

Schmatz by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008

Schmaus 

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011

schmaus 

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.

Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

schmaus by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011

Schmauck 

n., v.
1) To smoke Cannabis
2) Cannabis
3) To be high on Cannabis
4) Anything else related to the consumption of Cannabis

1) I bought a forty last night and schmaucked it all!
2) Gimme da Schmauck!
3) I am so {schmaucked] right now.

Schmauck by Jimmy Stewart shee? November 23, 2009