adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.
I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man June 4, 2018
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This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
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see you later, schmatz.
by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008
Get the Schmatz mug.A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.
by Montana guy December 17, 2011
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by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011
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1) To smoke Cannabis
2) Cannabis
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1) I bought a forty last night and schmaucked it all!
2) Gimme da Schmauck!
3) I am so {schmaucked right now.
2) Gimme da Schmauck!
3) I am so {schmaucked right now.
by Jimmy Stewart shee? November 23, 2009
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