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adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.

I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man June 04, 2018
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