Schmauck 

n., v.
1) To smoke Cannabis
2) Cannabis
3) To be high on Cannabis
4) Anything else related to the consumption of Cannabis

1) I bought a forty last night and schmaucked it all!
2) Gimme da Schmauck!
3) I am so {schmaucked] right now.

Schmauck by Jimmy Stewart shee? November 23, 2009

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck 

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

schmuckturd 

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007