schluck

Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".

"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"

by Schuckingston September 07, 2010

Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation

Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

Schluck

Female version of 'Fap'

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 01, 2018

Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

by Get2Kno February 01, 2010

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 12, 2007