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Schloag/Schlork

Schlork or Schloag describes the meaning of Life and can be used as a verb, noun and as an adjective. You can schloag someone by stroking there upper arm from shoulder to ellbow while saying Schloag or Schlork. There are two ways to write Schlork, because of a misinterpretation. It can be used in every language that you want. And if it needs to be changed a bit than you can change it for Example: wurde geschloagt is the german equivalent of was being schloaged. It can replace every word in one sentence.
Im going to Schloag/Schlork you. / Schloag schlork schlork Schlork schloag.
Schloag/Schlork by KIKI2Trap April 15, 2025
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A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
a combination of "school" and "work." first coined by a pharmacy student to describe the last year of pharmacy school, in which students pay tuition to work for free as part of their training/"learning experience."
i'll be schorking at the hospital tomorrow until 5pm.
schork by bitter pharmacy student August 24, 2011

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlurky 

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".
"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"
schlurky by mr.magnet March 20, 2019

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010