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Schlattbur

When weird people ship schlatt and wilbur for their own fantasies

(DONT FUCKING DO THAT YOU LONELY FUCKERS)
Have you read schlattbur smut fanfiction? Yeah i have no life too :)
Schlattbur by Vixy October 25, 2020

schlabookie 

A word for when you can't remember what something is actually called.
"Let's go to that Schlabookie Cafe for dinner."

"Leave it on the schlabookie in my office"
schlabookie by BigDealT March 6, 2014

schlattcore 

when something is very similar to what streamer jschlatt would do, or akin to him in general.
similar to mecore
person a: yea, he tried to invent a cryptocurrency!
person b: thats schlattcore
person a: what
person b: except he succeeded
schlattcore by noahz May 14, 2020

schlattsfootfungus 

A very famous TikToker who should marry QuackItysgf
Omg are you Schlattsfootfungus’s girlboss wife?!
schlattsfootfungus by Mr.Worldwide September 10, 2021

schlattsfootfungus 

I am not being forced to put this on here schlattsfootfungus is an amazing tik toker your sould follow them NOW
“Wow do you know schlattsfootfungus ?”
“Yes I do I love schlattsfootfungus s videos!”
schlattsfootfungus by Axolotl_in_boots September 10, 2021

schlattsfootfungus 

A really cool tiktok page worshiping out lord Jschlatt and his disciples members of the dsmp
"Hey have you seen schlattsfootfungus new tiktok?"
"Yeah, i prayed to that video last night!"
schlattsfootfungus by BottleOfMilk_ September 10, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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