The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.
(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)
"Last weekend I was out at a killerparty and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"
Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractivepersonal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.