schansa 

A bitch

Fuck her she is such a Schansa.

schansa by JTYurrr May 21, 2021

Schanal 

In anal sex, when the girls craps all over the mans wedding tackle... this is schanal

Bob and Shirley were engaging in hot anal sex... when Shirley accidently "shat" on his dingleberries... "OH CRAP" he cried, for he realised he had just been Schanaled./

Schanal by Dingleberry_lover July 12, 2008

Schanhals 

A last name originating from Germany/Austria, brought over to the United States of America by the Schanhals (Schanholtz) family in the early 1900s; very unpopular last name.

enter first name here Schanhals

Schanhals by XDChelseaXD March 25, 2009

Champaign Schanbacher

These Schanbacher's vary greatly from the rest of the Schanbacher's in the world. They tend to be crazy. They make nonsense jokes that are somehow hilarious. Some of them are dangerous. They tend to cause a lot of commotion everywhere they go. It is a known fact that 2 out of every 6 Champaign Schanbacher's chew with their mouths open and make odd noises while eating. Champaign Schanbacher's get along with each other very well and tend to watch each others back with the utmost attentiveness. Champaign Schanbacher's are either loved or hated for how different they are from others. Champaign Schanbacher's communicate with animals through high pitched voices that consist of made up words, jibberish, and objects that have been created in their imagination (i.e. SpidaMonsta, wigglebottomapotomus, poopclown, etc.). A Champaign Schanbacher, though not easily angered or intimidated, should be avoided at all costs if they go in to attack mode. They have been known to use defense tactics such as one hitter quitters, gorilla kicks, beyame stick beatings, hog tie a human techniques, run for your life paintball shootings, firecrackers attached to doors, spitting lugies on skeezers, and Jesus Swords made out of wooden 2x4's. Though Champaign Schanbacher's can be dangerous when provoked, it takes a lot to get one to the point of violence. Most of the time a Champaign Schanbacher just likes to enjoy day to day life with a weird twist.

I was walking through the mall the other day, when all of the sudden everything got really colorful and turned into a disco. The I look up, and to my surprise, a group of Champaign Schanbachers are flying in through this opening in the ceiling, on a huge flying banana that had a head like Richard Simmons, arms made of recycled sticky glue balls from underneath package labels, and feet off of an old lady with a fresh pedicure that did nothing because she still has terrible bunions. When they got off of the Richard Simmons flying banana with bunion feet, they quickly started cracking jokes like "Herman was this guy. When he eats, he makes a funny face. So give him a dollar because he deserves it." and everyone almost fell over with laughter, even though when I type it, it makes no sense, nor does it sound funny. When somebody put finger prints this glass window, it quickly angered one of them and they attacked with a swift hog tie technique and then he pulled out a wooden jesus sword that covered the guy in honey and sent tiny black ants crawling toward him! They quickly morphed into trees with the legs of Michael Jonsohn, the olympic runner, and disappeared just as fast as they arrived on that Richard Simmons banana.. It was sooo cool. I hope they are at the mall next time I go shopping!

Champaign Schanbacher by Dr. Herb Johnson April 1, 2009

Suhansa 

She is definitely a K-pop addict and everyone calls her Suh...

Yep, that's Suhansa.. She's going to South Korea tomorrow ... We will miss 'Suh'...

Suhansa by The Anonymus Dictionary June 10, 2021

Sehansa 

Sehansa is a very pretty, beautiful and skinny girl who is very sensitive, she is talented, bright, chirpy and has the purest soul. she is artistic and talented but denies it. you can trust sehansa with anything. she will never tell your secrets and will never make fun of them. can be annoying sometimes. She's the type of person you'll have a lot of inside jokes with. Has a bubbly personality which anyone could fall in love with. She is the best person to talk to when you're feeling down. she will always support you no matter what. she is a girl worth dying for. a loveable person who can be funny, kind, caring and sweet. You should show Sehansa compassion and give her more hugs while you're at it. she is someone who you can depend on at all times knowing for sure she'll stick it out with you come what may. but beware "she's such a Sehansa, you never know what she's thinking."
You have like 1% chance of meeting sehansa because she is that rare and valuable. so never lose her.

I am lucky to have sehansa as my besets friend and souls sister. I probably have done a very good deed to deserve a friend like sehansa. I love it so much.

Sehansa by fbchudjknx November 23, 2021

scansaction 

completing a purchase of products and/or services by swiping a plastic card through a scanner

More and more business is conducted by scansaction every day.

scansaction by plastik00 August 10, 2008