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Sharfism 

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.
Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")
Sharfism by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017
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Scartism 

A mental disorder in which the person with scartism thinks and acts like every thing around him will hurt, or scar him/her for life.
A whiney person who is afraid to do anything without getting hurt in some way, shape or form.

A wus would be an example of a person with scartism.
Scartism by deine pyromeister, CGT August 13, 2009

chocolate scarfish 

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.
I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.

Scarismytoe 

A TikTok creator who posts texting stories regarding various anime and game characters. They have over 19k followers and 456.5k likes.

They currently have roughly 41 playlists of various series with multiple anime and video game characters. Some of their more notable series are their texting Shinso and Iida from the popular anime and manga My Hero Academia or Boku no Hero Academia, which were most likely the things that boosted them to where they are now.

They’re a very hardworking person who needs to take a break sometimes and not stress about posting, as everyone will understand and always be there whenever they do and whenever they need breaks.
Person 1: have you heard of Scarismytoe? Their Iida series is my favorite.
Person 2: omg I have! I binged that one last night. I’m hooked.
Scarismytoe by S0livagant September 16, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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