Sharf

When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

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The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

by ParkerScones March 04, 2019

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That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 04, 2009

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Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

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sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz October 26, 2007

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The feeling that you are barfing out your ass. Occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your ass.

It sounded like Mary Ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.

by Casey Big Balls July 11, 2008

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To have to both shit and barf at the same time.

"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."

by hlbndr December 09, 2009

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