Scaly Penis
Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.
Scaly Penis by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021
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Scaby penis
Scaby penis by Defo not stan November 5, 2020
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On a scale of one to my penis?
Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
On a scale of one to my penis? by YaImCool November 11, 2010
penisary scale
(noun)
based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.
Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.
Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.
Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.
Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.
Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.
Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.
Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.
Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.
Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.
Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.
Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.
Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.
Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
penisary scale by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010
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