sb&j

soy butter and jelly. a new version of the classic lunchtime staple for those with nut allergies.

My mom made me an sb&j for lunch today!

by IrishCatWoman April 30, 2011

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S.B.J.

Surprise Blow Job

For my birthday, my girlfriend gave me a S.B.J. I wasn't expecting it but it was AWESOME!

by Toy&StarCandy June 5, 2011

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S B J

Acronym for sweet baby jesus. Term used to express excitement, satisfaction, and exhiliration. Easy and fast to use when sending corporate-monitored emails.

S B J I can't wait to have a cocktail tonight.
That sushi was S B J.

by Hannah111 March 25, 2008

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d.s.b.j.

short for Down Syndrome Blow Job

receiving a blow job from someone with down syndrome.

Lance got a d.s.b.j. last night.

by undercover LP November 6, 2007

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I.S.B.F.J.C

The first letters of
I
S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock

I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

by My dick fell off ! March 6, 2022

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If somebody (typically a girl) dates and/or has sex (this includes all variations) with a person that attends the same class, they jessy them.

A Jessier usually tends to date one classmate after the other and is known for moving on quickly after a break-up.

The process of dumping a guy for the wrong reasons and getting together with another one after a short while is also referred to as "pulling a Jessy on sb."

"Yo! Did you hear what Jessy just pulled?"
"Yeah, I heard she's dating this other dude from her class."
"Exactly, she's totally jessying him!" -> to jessy sb.

by jessier March 2, 2012

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