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Pito Saute Aukilagi 

Samoan for "Born in South Auckland". It is a phrase said by the New Zealand/Samoan rapper Savage in the song Not Many - The Remix!! by Scribe featuring Savage & Con Psy
Pito Saute Aukilagi! It ain't good, it ain't good, it ain't good 'coz you'll get jumped in my hood.
Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.
Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."
sauteed by Capeeetan Crunch March 4, 2009

sautéed 

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze
Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.
sautéed by jb_stack February 21, 2017

sauté hands 

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.
My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.
sauté hands by Papa Crab May 12, 2014
To saute, (verb) has various meanings. It can mean to lay the smackdown, wreck house, to strike in the head, to cover your girlfriend in rose pedals while she is eating turkey legs or to just cover her in turkey legs, to butter her up with leftover butter from red lobster. and to give her simple yet effective compliments when she is feeling down.
"Say man, you just stole my crack pipe, i'm about to saute that ass!"

"Man, i got so sauteed last night!"

"Honey, I'm home. Are you ready to get sauteed?"

"You are amazing, Twilight!"

Sautéed ass 

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
Sautéed ass by talknerdytome December 3, 2014