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Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.
Sausage King by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

Sausage King

a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).
Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.
Sausage King by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

King Sausage 

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.
Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !
King Sausage by Quad32x December 21, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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