Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)

I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!

Sausage King by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011

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Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

Sausage King by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

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Sausage King

a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).

Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.

Sausage King by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

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the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

the sausage king by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.

Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !

King Sausage by Quad32x December 21, 2008

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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