King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.
Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !
by Quad32x December 17, 2008
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Skin Log

A very girthy and long penis with a plump head.
Went out on a date last night and Leslie was really impressed with my Skin Log !
by Quad32x October 24, 2023
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