Sataurius

Sataurius is a well behaved child, very responsible . She doesn’t like drama, she thinks and know it’s her way or no way, her name comes from a very special things aka star

If you Play sataurius you’ll be sorry, many peeps have her back no matter what

by Sataurius November 29, 2019

saturnius

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

by nic :)) April 3, 2019

Sacarius

Indigenous to Appalachia.
Often referring to those less educated who are likely to work in mines, shoot dear in their backyard, and drink Mountain Dew until their teeth fall out.

Paul- Did you see that man back further down the mountain? He had three arms!
Steve - He must have been inbred.
Paul - Yes you're right. He looked like quite the sacarius fellow.

by Frisbeetime March 29, 2009

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016