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saturnius
A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
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Sataurius • saturnus • Sacarius • sadarius • Saquarius • satorrius • saturnius • jacob satorius • jacob sartourius • Jacob Satarious
Sacarius
Indigenous to Appalachia.
Often referring to those less educated who are likely to work in mines, shoot dear in their backyard, and drink Mountain Dew until their teeth fall out.
Often referring to those less educated who are likely to work in mines, shoot dear in their backyard, and drink Mountain Dew until their teeth fall out.
Paul- Did you see that man back further down the mountain? He had three arms!
Steve - He must have been inbred.
Paul - Yes you're right. He looked like quite the sacarius fellow.
Steve - He must have been inbred.
Paul - Yes you're right. He looked like quite the sacarius fellow.
Sacarius by Frisbeetime March 29, 2009
jacob satorius
jacob satorius by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016
Jacob Satorius
"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
Jacob Satorius by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016
The Jacob satorius
After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016
Jacob Satarious
Jacob Satarious by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016
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