satorrius

A person you can share your emotions with without being judged. Also a long lasting highly sex driven person that has great stability in the area of sexual pleasure.

Jill had a satorrius last night that achieved her sexual cravings.

by Gladiator tribute November 23, 2021

saturnius

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

by nic :)) April 3, 2019

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

by Someone Yue June 7, 2016

Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.

The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016