sasswagon

someone who is extra sassy
a wagon of sass
a sassy wagon (red with black wheels)
Ben

You is a sasswagon.

by Soldier number 5 from trials February 7, 2012

Sackwagon

1. A slut who takes ball sacks on the chin 24/7.
2. A chickenhead.
3. A bitch who sucks a lot of cock.

This skank ho named Chrissy is a flat out sackwagon, holmes. This chick is balls across the nose night and day !

by sniggs March 29, 2009

asswagon

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

by hay thear October 17, 2003

sassamonkey

A primal level of sass; one who exhibits copious amounts of sass

Blake was giving me so much sass, I said "Want a banana? Because you've turned into a sassamonkey".

by Phlegmaticfreak March 17, 2016

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

asswagon

a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.

"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"

by talking goat June 23, 2003

Asswagon

A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.

Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.

by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014