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sasscrotch 

variation: sassqurotch

An overabundance in hair near, on, and about an individual's crotch area.

An ungawdly amount of pubic hair springing from all directions, seemingly endless like an Amazon jungle, often carrying with it an unpleasant, pungent odor.
Ex 1: Man at bar to friend, recounting a hunting experience: "So we'd been there for hours without spotting a single bear when all of a sudden we catch sight of this hUgE mofo! I squint a little and think, no, wait - it's a sassquatch! I ready my sight on it to get a better look and it's my hunting buddy - with his pants off! Not a bear or a sassquatch - but my buddy's sasscrotch!

Ex 2 - Field Study Findings: When perusing old issues of Playboy, particularly issues from the 1970's, one is guaranteed to catch a glimpse of some fine visual examples of sassqurotch.
sasscrotch by y3n April 15, 2008
Words you can keep

Sasscrotch 

One who does not groom down under.

Also known as crotch sasquatch
I saw some creepers crawling out the bottom of her skirt, she must be a sasscrotch.
Sasscrotch by nimatime April 25, 2009

Sascrotch 

When an unkept bush begins to grow down your thighs.
My trimmer is broken and I've got serious sascrotch.
Sascrotch by SascrotchSlayer February 3, 2017

Sascrotch 

A ludicrously overgrown, unkempt patch of pubic hair, usually surpassing the borders of a standard bikini area.
Henry was shocked to find Norma in possession of a sascrotch.
Sascrotch by jestermeister August 22, 2003

Sascrotch 

A hairy vagina
That chicks vagina is so hairy they call it SASCROTCH!
Sascrotch by Tommykegg December 21, 2013

Sascrotch 

Unruly and unkempt pubic hair in the crotch region.
We have to stop playing twister because I can see your sascrotch.
Sascrotch by Kim-Bo-Lay November 1, 2006

sascrotch 

Man, Tyler's dick is huge. It's like he's some kind of freak sascrotch.
sascrotch by flyingdog January 25, 2008
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B)
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A)
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