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sarsasm

Sassy sarcasm
Someone who uses it.
That girl uses sarsasm so much.
by JohnManners January 31, 2008
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Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL
by LeoNidas April 3, 2013
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sarcasmoff

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship
Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff
by intothefray May 11, 2018
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Sarcasm Man

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.
Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.
by Deseejay December 8, 2010
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Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!
by Adrusi December 30, 2010
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Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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</sarcasm>

Used after a sarcastic retort to inform those too stupid to detect sarcasm by themselves. This is never spoken, only written, and generally only used in online forums or instant messenging and such.
Person A: You're so smart.
Person B: Thanks.
Person A: Whoops, forgot to include my sarcasm tags. <sarcasm> You're so smart. </sarcasm>
by Join the Alliance. August 25, 2006
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