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*Sarcasm* 

Sometimes added on the end of a written statement that is meant to be sarcastic, especially online. Sarcastic text can often be misunderstood since the reader cannot find an inflection or other indications of sarcasm.

Variants include -Sarcasm-, ~Sarcasm~, =Sarcasm=, <Sarcasm>, etc.


Ladiezzman29: dude don't fuckin mess i have all these ladiez in my bed rite now jusst waitin for me to come

DevotedRationale: Of course. We all know how you're such a huge pimp. *Sarcasm*
*Sarcasm* by ShAdOwZ March 16, 2009
Words you can keep

*sarcasm* 

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.
- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*
*sarcasm* by Polyatomical July 8, 2011
The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!
Sarcasm by Adrusi December 30, 2010
Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I speak English and sarcasm.
Sarcasm by FlamingElf October 26, 2011
A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.
Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."
sarcasm by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004
Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.
sarcasm by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004
Your body's natural defense against stupid.
You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.
sarcasm by Big Jew February 24, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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