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a beer slut; someone who, while intoxicated, performs intimate sexual acts with members of the same sex and/or other random people
kevin got on riss last night! what a saritte!
saritte by gerald July 31, 2004
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Destroyed one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)
You just scrittered your whole argument.
scritter by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023
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Destroying one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)
You just scrittered your whole argument.
Scritter by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023
bruh Sarite is so good at skyblock
Sarite by niftynathan7 July 11, 2022
Usually blond with blue eyes. Very athletic, kind, courageous, brave, caring, hot, smart, pretty, funny, awesome, and cool. Beautiful inside and outside. Has an amazing personality. Funny, loving, and caring towards her friends, will stand up for her friends. Hottest person in the world but she won't admit it. Best friend, girlfriend, or friend you could have. Her smile always makes her look happy even if she is sad. If you ever meet a saristen never, never let her leave you. Saristens are the coolest person you will ever meet. They also love sports, to play them and to watch them. They are really smart and cute. They are complete country girls, they aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. There eyes sparkle like stars, their smile feels like a million suns, their face is the cutest thing in the world. You wish that when you hug them it would last forever. They would never in a million years back stab and when they say i love you they mean it with all their heart. So their the best girlfriend any guy could have.
awesome, baller, hot,saristen, funny, loving, caring, pretty, cute, smart, athletic, beast mode, loyal
saristen by awesomeballer101 October 29, 2014
a sexy ass mamacita who will kick your ass.
oooh that chick is tough, she's sariter.
sariter by hotpinkmama January 22, 2004

swritten 

this (or /that/ or /the/) song was / is written by...
I swritten me yesterday. What nonsence do you say? Explain me this f... word I don't understand what do you mean. So, I swritten me yeasterday means the same as "I wrote this song yesterday" or "This song was written by me"
swritten by Andrius M. March 13, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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