Sarcastic-Bitch

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A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim

Sarcastic-Bitch by shahab s. February 15, 2009

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Sarcastibitch

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

Sarcastibitch by gnicklaser March 10, 2003

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Sarcastibitch

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

Sarcastibitch by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009

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Sarcastibitch

(noun) any American or Americanized woman with an IQ over 110

Genya was a lovely, kind, caring, girl when she lived in Poland; but American life has really turned her into a sarcastibitch.

Sarcastibitch by Gippy September 15, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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