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Troubled kid who sucks cock in class. Hangs out under a local overpass while taking a large dose of Aderal and Bath Salts combined, which together form the ultimate drug. Shows up to school and sporting events baked out of his mind.
Forrest: Dude that saraiva took meth today and feaked out on video for me. It's now on the internet guys! Be my friend!
Saraiva: What?
Forrest: Ill suck you dry for 5 bucks.
Saraiva: Ok. After school under the overpass. Bring lube.
by rflynn13 December 01, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Saraiva is a tree loving person. He is very genuine and plays chess at a GM level.
He is always the strongest guy in the gym and will give you great tips on how to get the best body.

Saraiva always gets the hottest and smartest girls and has threesomes multiple times a day
"Bro, yesterday i lost a chess match"
"Damn, was he a Saraiva?"

"OMG that guy is so pretty!"
"Yeah, that's Saraiva"
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