Saraiva is a tree loving person. He is very genuine and plays chess at a GM level.
He is always the strongest guy in the gym and will give you great tips on how to get the best body.
Saraiva always gets the hottest and smartest girls and has threesomes multiple times a day
"Bro, yesterday i lost a chess match"
"Damn, was he a Saraiva?"
"OMG that guy is so pretty!"
"Yeah, that's Saraiva"
Troubled kid who sucks cock in class. Hangs out under a local overpass while taking a large dose of Aderal and Bath Salts combined, which together form the ultimate drug. Shows up to school and sporting events baked out of his mind.
Forrest: Dude that saraiva took meth today and feaked out on video for me. It's now on the internet guys! Be my friend!
Saraiva: What?
Forrest: Ill suck you dry for 5 bucks.
Saraiva: Ok. After school under the overpass. Bring lube.
(Seh-ruh-vohn) A very rare named individual whose name is derived from the Arabic name Sara meaning "little princess" and the Greek name Yvonne meaning beautiful girl. Saravonne is as her name means a BeautifulPrincess.
Person 1: You're very beautiful.. what is your name?
Person2: My name is Saravonne
Person 1: It's fitting
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!