Saraiva is a tree loving person. He is very genuine and plays chess at a GM level.
He is always the strongest guy in the gym and will give you great tips on how to get the best body.
Saraiva always gets the hottest and smartest girls and has threesomes multiple times a day
"Bro, yesterday i lost a chess match"
"Damn, was he a Saraiva?"
"OMG that guy is so pretty!"
"Yeah, that's Saraiva"
Troubled kid who sucks cock in class. Hangs out under a local overpass while taking a large dose of Aderal and Bath Salts combined, which together form the ultimate drug. Shows up to school and sporting events baked out of his mind.
Forrest: Dude that saraiva took meth today and feaked out on video for me. It's now on the internet guys! Be my friend!
Saraiva: What?
Forrest: Ill suck you dry for 5 bucks.
Saraiva: Ok. After school under the overpass. Bring lube.
(Seh-ruh-vohn) A very rare named individual whose name is derived from the Arabic name Sara meaning "little princess" and the Greek name Yvonne meaning beautiful girl. Saravonne is as her name means a Beautiful Princess.
Person 1: You're very beautiful.. what is your name?
Person2: My name is Saravonne
Person 1: It's fitting
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*