Definitions by rflynn13

smurray 

a boy who masterbates to gay porn in the shower with large chinese men.

dad:smurray what you doing in there?
smurray: What do you think dad masturbating with my large chinese friend!

smurray by rflynn13 December 2, 2011

saraiva 

Troubled kid who sucks cock in class. Hangs out under a local overpass while taking a large dose of Aderal and Bath Salts combined, which together form the ultimate drug. Shows up to school and sporting events baked out of his mind.

Forrest: Dude that saraiva took meth today and feaked out on video for me. It's now on the internet guys! Be my friend!
Saraiva: What?
Forrest: Ill suck you dry for 5 bucks.
Saraiva: Ok. After school under the overpass. Bring lube.

saraiva by rflynn13 December 1, 2011