sarah turner

sarah is beyond gorgeous!! shes funny like no other, sweeter than candy, her personality is like no other. she enjoys others company, but if you tick her off, she’ll slam ya hahaha. yes she’s aggressive sometimes, but she’s beyond kind, believe me. she’s intelligent, and is so unique in so many ways. her eyes are so entirely green but brown on the edges. when they’re in the sun, they gleam. her smile just makes u smile yourself. her laugh, makes everything funnier because it just makes u so happy. she’s always playing softball, or talkin to aiden. she loves to read and write and her writing skillz or very strong. not everyone likes sarah, but trust me, they are just jealous. if someone talks bad on sarah, someone is always there for her.

“Yo Sarah Turner is so fucking amazing, wishing she was single”

sarah turner by Hauthoughtlmao17 November 22, 2018

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Sara Turner

Caustic and abrasive. She is so perfect! Everybody wants to be her friend, but she doesn't want to be yours. You can find her with a couple of thumb shaped bruises, but don't worry, it's consensual.

Guy 1: BRO! Look at that girl over there...

Guy 2: She's so cool! She HAS to be Sara Turner
Guy 1: Yeah, totally. I am in love!
Guy 2: She doesn't want you

Sara Turner by santaBBBY October 7, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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