sapturation 

the threshold of sappiness in any relationship

She told me to stop with the reminiscing because we had reached our sapturation point

sapturation by rchgrca January 12, 2022

Complete global saturation 

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

Complete Global Saturation 

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".

Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.

Complete Global Saturation by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009

problem saturation 

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."

problem saturation by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

problem saturation 

Anything the media/government uses to blow out of proportion and strike fear into people.

Also see:
Swine Flu, Anthrax, Mad Cow, Cuba, Marijuana, Sars, Terrorism, Global Warming, Fuel crisis, etc. etc.

Hey James, did you hear about the swine flu epidemic that's going around? I feel pretty sick I think I might have it.

Dude, that's a typical effect of problem saturation. You're fine.

problem saturation by PancakesPirate May 2, 2009

saturation coverage 

Saturation coverage is when every news show and news update, on every channel, all cover the same issue. Repeatedly. Until you could probably quote it.

Note, though, that saturation coverage is distinct from disasterporn in that it isn't limited to disasters.

The Sydney sandstorm was saturation coverage in Australia, being a major event.

saturation coverage by pinkgothic October 25, 2009