santorumize 

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

santorumize by mp April 9, 2005

Santorumize 

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

Santorumize by Jim July 31, 2003

santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.

Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.

santorumness by grittyreboot August 22, 2011

santorumish 

(adj.) The tendency to whine about the reasonable consequences of one's own actions, coupled with expectations of undeserved privilege.

Johnny Richboy's santorumish response to the judge at his DUI hearing got him thirty extra days.

santorumish by anonymouseketeer September 22, 2011