Santoni

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A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.

Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni

Santoni by Santoni720 June 6, 2014

Words you can keep

santoni daniel

A type of teenage boy in high school that has no sense nor eye sight; or a male boy that has a lot of hoes; a boy that lies about not having hoes; and a boy that is self consumed.

If your like Santoni Daniels you will not have a girlfriend.

santoni daniel by Nani Rose March 31, 2017

santoni daniel

A type of teenage boy in high school that has no sense nor eye sight; or a male boy that has a lot of hoes; a boy that lies about not having hoes; and a boy that is self consumed.

If your like Santoni Daniels you will not have a girlfriend.

santoni daniel by Nani Rose March 31, 2017

The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.

Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!

The Santoni Effect by Zeviand April 2, 2008

Satonia

Real, Classy, Educated, Person with Drive and Ambition that most don't have...

Satonia is a Star...

Satonia by Nadia' February 5, 2010

Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

Santinian by Bob September 22, 2004

Santorimming

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026