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Santastic 

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.
"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"
Santastic by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010
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santastic 

Adjective to describe that comfortable satisfaction one gets from stuffing their head-holes with fat-and-sugar laden holiday food for a month. Also describes one's new larger physical profile from same.
Guy 1: Man, I've been chowing on pie and Christmas cookies non-stop for the last three weeks. I feel Santastic!

Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!

Guy 1: Suck it.
santastic by The Evil Steve December 21, 2008

Santastic 

Santastic is a guy from Liege's Llama Habitat server, he is also known for being the best stalker in this world, if you join a game, he has alr joined and he must the waiting for you, he is also known as Santa, and he will give you presents if you ask him, he is a papulince, so, dont be closer to him, or you will become a papulince!
Oofrun: what are you doing?
Vincent: Trying to avoid Santastic's stalks
Santastic by Minced Meat July 11, 2020

Fantastic Four

The most fantastic part of women: 2 boobs + left & right ass cheek.
Look at the fantastic four on that chick!
Fantastic Four by anteater97 August 14, 2014

vantastic sex 

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!
vantastic sex by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Big V The Fantastic Spartan 

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.
You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

Fantastic Four

Four males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be sexually pleasurable or an act of punishment.
John: So Ashley do you want me and the boys give you a Fantastic Four.

Ashley: OMG, like totally
Fantastic Four by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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