anteater97's definitions

Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.

Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.

by anteater97 July 26, 2009

Fantastic Four

The most fantastic part of women: 2 boobs + left & right ass cheek.

Look at the fantastic four on that chick!

by anteater97 August 14, 2014

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

by anteater97 January 15, 2009