santas hat
santas hat by TVandchairs December 25, 2014
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Santa hat
The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.
HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!
"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"
"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"
Santa hat by Saklickr1414 December 6, 2006
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Soggy Santa Hat
When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014
Soggy Santa Hat
When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
Soggy Santa Hat by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014
blue santa hat
blue santa hat by pasha63 December 7, 2023
santa clause hat
you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
santa clause hat by freshdiamond February 17, 2009
Santa hats
When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Santa hats by anonymous August 3, 2024
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