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Santa Paws

Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.
Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.
Santa Paws by southern pine September 2, 2011
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Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!
Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

santapass 

three bros dressed up as saint nick doing a rotating eiffel tower on some classy girl
hey matt, do you and dan wanna santapass this girl with me
santapass by fuck32849824 February 26, 2011

Santapause 

Phase that children go through after they find out there really is no Santa clause.
Little Johnny is going through Santapause this Christmas
Santapause by sportin1 November 8, 2011
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026