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santapass 

three bros dressed up as saint nick doing a rotating eiffel tower on some classy girl
hey matt, do you and dan wanna santapass this girl with me
santapass by fuck32849824 February 26, 2011
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Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.
get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”
snapass by phudz December 19, 2010
A whore of a woman whose vagina has been used so much that it droops down.
"Why are you being such a sangapuss? I'm tired of seeing your naked pictures all over the internet!"
Sangapuss by Ilikeadasangapuss April 25, 2009

santamas 

Santamas is the commercial version of Christmas, centering around Santa instead of Jesus. It's very similar to Christmas, except Santamas avoids religion like the plague.
I'm not going to church, I celebrate Santamas.
santamas by six not seven December 25, 2010
snapass: one who is an asshole and or annoying snapchatter
Carmelo you fucking snapass
Snapass by Johnnyg August 19, 2014

santasanshulefacher

an obselite exclamation of someones utter incompetence or a completley meaningless exclamation when one is annoyed.
Man: ( hits hand with nail)

oh my fucking santasanshulefacher!

santasanshulefacher by Watt April 1, 2008

Snapasswhore 

A girl who will fuck any guy at the snap of your fingers.
That snapasswhore just got a room with that guy she just met.
Snapasswhore by Crodick January 24, 2019
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