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what happen to you man you look horrible? i just been a saneel for the last few nights
saneel by ord wacken August 8, 2016
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Sanelisiwe

Beautiful lady that is independent and outgoing,very talkative (usually has brown eyes) people don't like her because she doesn't sugar-coat things. Hates fake people. She is very short tempered.
Never mess with Sanelisiwe
Sanelisiwe by Sanelisiwe44 November 23, 2021
Related Words
saneel sanel sanele sanelisiwe sadeel saheel sajeel sabeel Sajeela saleel
adj. underhandedly or manipulatively secretive. see: weasly and sneaky
Oh Biggie you is so Sneely!!!
sneely by dj sexz January 7, 2009

Sanelisiwe

Sanelisiwe is caring , loving and beautiful. She likes to help those in need or those closest to her. Sanelisiwe has strong values , is stubborn and doesn’t like to treated like shit . She has a smart mouth but a sweetheart. She shows genuine love and loves hard but once that love is gone , it never returns . A very strong person on the outlook but very emotional on the inside .
Sanelisiwe intentions are very pure
Sanelisiwe by Sandra Simons November 22, 2021
the best there ever was and will be. an alpha sigma male to be precise. just hot and smart n shit
OHMYGODJSJSN I WAMNA BE SAHEEL SO BAD
Saheel by Average Sigma Male August 24, 2021

The Saneil Theorem 

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel
The Saneil Theorem by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.

Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.

Boy#1: Woah....O:
Sanela by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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