Sandyston 

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'. Well I guess that's it. I guess I'll make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

Genitalia "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Kids from Sandyston "You think I have a tiny penis?"

Sandyston by mynameisn'tmatt August 6, 2011

sandyston 

If you are a citizen of this small shitty town the only 2 things you have a lot of are racism and acres.

you’re a nigger, i live in sandyston

sandyston by watermelonmutilator August 22, 2019

Sandyston 

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'.

Non-Sandyston Resident "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Sandyston Resident "You think I have a tiny penis?"

Sandyston by sandystonresident August 6, 2011

Irish Sandstorm 

In Irish vernacular, when a gust of wind blows the head off a guinness, that is an Irish sandstorm.

It was so windy today that I got an Irish Sandstorm on my shirt

Irish Sandstorm by lightgreen August 19, 2021

Darude - Sandstorm 

Every song in the world that people do not know the name to

"What is that song?" "Darude - Sandstorm"

Darude - Sandstorm by treyhawk82 October 26, 2013

Michigan sandstorm 

Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person

Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin

Michigan sandstorm by Adogg69 September 27, 2013

Darude - Sandstorm 

The name of every song in existence.

YouTube Commenter: What's the name of the song at 0:21?
Replier: Darude - Sandstorm

Darude - Sandstorm by Super Thicc September 7, 2014