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sandwich punch game 

The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.

1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.

2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.

3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.

4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*

Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*

Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.

Tony: Sandwich punch game!

sandwich gamer 

-did you watch tv last night
-yes
-fuck you go watch sandwich gamer
sandwich gamer by dhoomy12 November 10, 2018

sandwichgate 

#Sandwichgate Who wrote Just No... on Brandon's sandwich!? The never ending mystery, some say it was Sara others say it was Cara. Who knows
The never ending mystery, some say it was Sara others say it was Cara. Who knows the answer to sandwichgate
sandwichgate by oxfordsandwichvandal September 10, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026