You work hard all day, you just wanted a simple dinner and you even managed to fuck that up. You overcooked the pasta. It’s literally just mush but you think actually adding any sauce whatsoever is going to salvage it. You were wrong. It’s still terrible. Now you have to decide to eat it in misery or starve. It’s spaghetti for a reason! It’s the only thing you have! There is no alternative. You really screwed your shit up this time you dumb motherfucker. Now all you have is your shame and a plate of sadspetti. You’re pathetic.

sadspetti by SingSonger March 17, 2022

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The Sandperson

The motion performed by a woman whilst on her knees and jerking off two men standing at her sides. Sandpeople grunt is requierd.

Cody "Man that chick was such a slut last night"
Jason "Yeah, i can't believe she did the sandperson"
Cody "Just don't look me in the eyes next time"
Jason "I said no homo"

The Sandperson by schaeff042 March 27, 2019

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sandmertrans

A transgender mermaid (or merman) with sand in their vagina and/or butt crack.

And then the sandmertrans let loose a screech as it tried to rid itself of the sand in its crevasses.

sandmertrans by Baconfresh July 2, 2016

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Surdspert

Surdspert: an expert at surds

James is amazing at surds! He must be a surdspert!

Surdspert by hhkjbterswryt February 24, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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