You work hard all day, you just wanted a simple dinner and you even managed to fuck that up. You overcooked the pasta. It’s literally just mush but you think actually adding any sauce whatsoever is going to salvage it. You were wrong. It’s still terrible. Now you have to decide to eat it in misery or starve. It’s spaghetti for a reason! It’s the only thing you have! There is no alternative. You really screwed your shit up this time you dumb motherfucker. Now all you have is your shame and a plate of sadspetti. You’re pathetic.

sadspetti by SingSonger March 17, 2022

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The Sandperson

The motion performed by a woman whilst on her knees and jerking off two men standing at her sides. Sandpeople grunt is requierd.

Cody "Man that chick was such a slut last night"
Jason "Yeah, i can't believe she did the sandperson"
Cody "Just don't look me in the eyes next time"
Jason "I said no homo"

The Sandperson by schaeff042 March 27, 2019

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sandmertrans

A transgender mermaid (or merman) with sand in their vagina and/or butt crack.

And then the sandmertrans let loose a screech as it tried to rid itself of the sand in its crevasses.

sandmertrans by Baconfresh July 2, 2016

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Surdspert

Surdspert: an expert at surds

James is amazing at surds! He must be a surdspert!

Surdspert by hhkjbterswryt February 24, 2020

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