sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.

"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."

sand job by msalt August 27, 2008

sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

sand job by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

sand job

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.

I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.

sand job by tornado dave May 23, 2011

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

sand job by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Sand-Job 

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

Sand-Job by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Sand Paper Hand Job by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

Sandjobable 

A girl you would get a sandjob from but not have sex with.

I ain’t finna hit but she’s sandjobable

Sandjobable by CoochFilla April 29, 2021